The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.
GET ON MY BLOG
OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.
aint no crack of space and time nigga. its just a crack.
dicks.
share this around, it could save lives
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900% sure that this is the only Harlem Shake video I’ve ever laughed at
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give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.
You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.
The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.
Rules:
- Reblogs and likes both count as entries
- Reblog as much as you want.
- I will choose June 3, 2013.
- I ship worldwide.
All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.
You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.
The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.
Rules:
- Reblogs and likes both count as entries
- Reblog as much as you want.
- I will choose June 3, 2013.
- I ship worldwide.
SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.
GET SOME FRUIT.
BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.
BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.
PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.
NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.
YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?
TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.
I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.
FUCK.
WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’
IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.
TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.
All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.
You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.
The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.
Rules:
- Reblogs and likes both count as entries
- Reblog as much as you want.
- I will choose June 3, 2013.
- I ship worldwide.
All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.
You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.
The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.
Rules:
- Reblogs and likes both count as entries
- Reblog as much as you want.
- I will choose June 3, 2013.
- I ship worldwide.
All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.
You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.
The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.
Rules:
- Reblogs and likes both count as entries
- Reblog as much as you want.
- I will choose June 3, 2013.
- I ship worldwide.
Oh god please
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
(Source: stylesr)
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
(Source: stylesr)
because this seemed to help a lot of people last time, so if you need to get it out feel free to message me.<3
I KNOW I JUST ASKED FOR THESE BUT I WANT MORE NOW AND I WONT SAY A THING
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All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.
You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.
The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.
Rules:
- Reblogs and likes both count as entries
- Reblog as much as you want.
- I will choose June 3, 2013.
- I ship worldwide.
All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.
You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.
The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.
Rules:
- Reblogs and likes both count as entries
- Reblog as much as you want.
- I will choose June 3, 2013.
- I ship worldwide.